baconbaconbacon:
Bacon-Wrapped Tater Tots
via brooksbayne
I’d like to pretend I wouldn’t eat this whole plate, but that would be a lie.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer returns to television. MTV will start playing the syndicated re-runs in January 2010.
Special Edition: Maddie Friday
I can’t believe they (The Parents) are making me do this. (For Alsihan — who rocks).
I love baseball and here's why
awkwardlyawesome:
meanmrmustard:
Baseball does not stop when time runs out because there is no clock.
Baseball doesn’t give a shit what time it is, it will stop when it’s Goddamn good and ready.
For some, that’s the killer, but not for me. Baseball is leisurely, not boring. It takes its time. Suspense builds slowly while you nosh on your hotdogs and nachos. And the very best part? There is always a chance. As long as you have one out left, there’s no limit to how many runs you can score. In the other sports, if there’s only a second left, you can only score once more.
Oh, and for those who think the season is too long, you are mistaken. The Season is like life. There are ups and downs. Time to be sad and time to be happy and until you’re eliminated, time to “get on a roll”. There are still fewer playoff teams than basketball and hockey so the games in July do mean something.
In summation, if you don’t love baseball, I must say, “Good day!”
I love baseball too.
This is perfect. Baseball does rock for all these reasons.
why do they have to follow up an amazing Glee with those awful Gap Kids little girls?!
allthingsalishan:
FUCK! they make me want to kill orphans.
You READ my mind. I was all happy at the end of Glee and then BAM! Maggoty little girls. Ooooohhh….I just hate them.
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What in the HELL is going on here? Cyrus looks like a hooker and GaGa looks like….let’s go with demented.
Look! It’s the “Peter Potty Flushable-Toddler Urinal” because potty training isn’t stressful enough.
This really exists. You can buy it at Target.
The bit about features says (with my notes added):
- Your little boy will feel all grown-up (and ready to potty train) with this pint-size urinal (Yeah this won’t stress him out at all.)
- The upright design and height is easy for boys to use (Doesn’t look easy.)
- Encourages good habits and helps eliminate potty-training messes (Somehow I REALLY doubt this.)
- Has reduced potty training time by 6–15 mos. (Says who?)
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Protective Qualities: Leak-Proof (Again. Suspect. Little boys aren’t leak proof. EVER.)
Amish Man Arrested for Drunken Buggy Driving
It might sound like something out of a sub-par episode of “Mad TV,” but police in Lancaster, Penn., actually arrested an Amish man for drunken driving behind the reins of his horse and buggy. And we’ve got the documents to prove it.
According to a press release provided by the East Lampeter Police Department, police received a call from an off-duty Quarryville Boro police officer on Sunday regarding a possible “DUI driver in a Horse and Buggy.”
The officer suspected the driver might have been drunk since the vehicle was “straddling the center line of the roadway.”
A passenger of the officer’s vehicle got out of the car, approached the buggy on foot and noticed the driver, identified as 22-year-old Elmer Stolzfoos Fisher of Paradise, Penn., slumped over and asleep. He also had a “strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath and bloodshot, watery eyes.” A breath test revealed a blood-alcohol level of .18 percent.
Police arrested Fisher for driving (shouldn’t that be riding?) under the influence and filed a criminal complaint with the Lancaster County Magistrate’s Office.
Asylum has obtained the official criminal DUI complaint filed with the Magistrate that lists the “make” of the vehicle as a “horse & buggy.”
I LOVE this story.
Gammons Leaves ESPN for MLB Network
INDIANAPOLIS (Dec. 9) - Peter Gammons is leaving ESPN after 20 years to become an analyst for MLB Network.
Gammons will offer commentary for breaking news and big events such as the postseason, winter meetings, amateur draft and the trade deadline. He will appear on the network’s news shows as well as develop short documentary-style pieces. He also will write regularly for MLB.com, becoming part of its new columnist Web site.
“To be involved with people whose network is devoted to baseball, and baseball only, is something I look forward to with excitement,” Gammons said in a statement Tuesday.
Gammons joins Bob Costas as a major presence at MLB Network. In addition, Gammons will become an analyst and reporter for NESN, the regional sports network in New England affiliated with the owners of the Boston Red Sox.
“It’s hard to imagine a reporter who is more deeply associated with a sport than Peter is with Major League Baseball,” MLB president Tony Petitti said. “Having Peter associated with MLB Network is an incredible opportunity and another great step for MLB Network as we head into our second year on Jan. 1.”
